Who knows what goes on behind (new) closed (garage) doors?
Their eyes met across a crowded (glazing) bar, ‘Can I get you a drink?’ he
said. ‘I’ll have a gin and slim,’ she said, before adding, ‘I’m watching my
figure.’ (It’s made to measure). He was tall, well-built (through wedged,
morticed and tenon joints) and tanned. ‘Are you local?’ she asked. ‘From just
down the road in Conway,’ he smoothly (planed) replied. ‘Fancy going back to
my place?’ he asked, running his fingers over her finely shaped frame (work).
‘Yes’ she urged living for the moment for once in her life, ‘What do they call
you?’ he enquired, ‘They call me Aber,’ she softly sighed, as she leaned in
closer to him and noticed his chiseled good looks and freshly-cut pine aroma
before adding ‘and you?’, ‘I’m a man of mystery,’ replied the tall,
transome handsome stranger….
Ermmm… erotic fiction and wooden garage doors
– bet you’ve never seen the two go together before and it’s not surprising as
they just don’t go together, do they? Suffice to say, we’ve a new garage door
that was added to our range just before Christmas; it’s got all the best bits of
our Conway garage doors
and our Aber garage doors
Take one Conway garage door and add a bit of Aber garage door….
Take one of our Conway garage doors….
and add a little bit of our Aber garage to to it
And you get….The Aberconway garage door
Our all new Aberconway garage door as well as my poor attempt at garage door
We asked some of the greatest minds in timber and woodworking to help us come
up with a name for our new garage door, unfortunately, only Ted Westie, our
office mascot, got back to us, the name….The Aberconway garage doors
…see what we did there?! As with a lot of our gate and garage door designs,
they Aberconway started life as a bespoke job – made to our customer’s own
design; so if you’re after a garage door the like of which you cannot seem to
find either on our website or elsewhere, then please do give us a call or
email, as not only will you get the garage door that YOU want but you could be
inspiring a new addition to our range and some erotic-garage-door fiction to
As with all our wooden garage doors, it’s made to measure, so whatever size your
opening is, the Aberconway can be made to suit. Like our garage doors? Well stay
tuned as we’ve another one coming very shortly – hopefully February time if our
joiner-elves get busy and Ted Westie
*Lipstick image credit – Filter Forge